Tell it like it is
Tonight Garrett gave me one of his lollipops out of his candy bag. This was our conversation about how to eat it.
G: Mama, take the wrapper off. Good job.
Me: Thanks, buddy. What do I do now?
G: Now SUCK IT!
Those are his detailed instructions. After Branden and I stopped laughing we decided that was not the last time Garrett is going to tell us that as he grows up.